finding job…. hard…… i’m only a baby…. no experience….. just baby. i am baby. please hire me
No matter how good a person you are, you are evil in someone’s story.
i literally dont talk to anyone unless they talk to me first
NPC Energy
(via sadunit)
last night my father said “good night mario” because i had been driving him around today and apparently going too fast, like the car racer mario andretti
but i didn’t know what he was talking about so i just sleepily replied “good night luigi”
(via bastille)






